EP mobile

A crazy mini van usally filled with a bunch of people stuck in a 7 person car. Usually drivin by elephant pig because everyone else is wasted. Also usually blowing stop signs and driving on the wrong side of the road. The EP mobile makes many stops during the night usually at classy fast food establishments such as taco bell to feed the hungry travelers. Getting EP mad can result in injuries to his own mini van such as dropkicking and punching. When EP leaves the mobile it could result in grand theft auto or he could just get locked out. It could be a peaceful night in the mobile or someone could get naked.

Guy's we dont have a ride.
Let's call EP and ask him to take his mini van.
DUDE IT'S THE EP MOBILE RESPECT IT.

by Elephant Pig December 8, 2007

ep;cs

When your brain is experiencing difficulties of what it's just interrupted.
Slang for "Extremely perplexed; can't speak".
Can be used in both good and bad situations

Crush: "I love you."
You: (ep;cs)

by am I qualified to define words March 8, 2020

epped out

all the way focused; not paying any attention to anything or anyone else

When I get somewhere else, I’ll probably be epped out on that phone.

by A Green Monster November 13, 2021

ep surprise

v, the act of fisting a guy or girl and leaving a surprise in their body

Doreen: Fist me baby
Jon: Ok, can I give you an ep surprise?
Doreen: Sure, Will does all the time. Make sure its thumb tacks or rusty nails

by #shakemyballs October 31, 2011

shet ep

means to shut up just replace for some reason by teens

DUDE!!! shet ep!

by brie July 27, 2003

EP

Extreme Pita - taken from a restaurant where people are expected to take everything to the 'extreme'...hence everything that goes overboard is considered "EP"

"Dude! I just dropped a splattering deuce all over her face!" "MAN that shit is EP!"

or an example of an "EP" style dialogue

"You want ketchup? WE DON'T HAVE KETCHUP NOW GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE" *stabs in the face*

by Aaron Guthridge May 3, 2008

running eps

Telling stories, exchanging tales

“What do y’all do during free time?”
“Some guys watch TV or PlayStation, most of us just hang out running eps.”

by Zakoo September 23, 2018