Employed twinkie~

Employed twinkie~ - ɪmˈplɔɪd ˈtwɪŋki~:

noun, adj.
Plr: Employed twinkies~

A, typically male identifying, person who presents an exterior of a certain level of dignity, coldness and class despite having a weird, often times extremely freaky and flirty, personality that is only revealed to people of trust.

The origin of these terms are unknown though the earliest edition replaces "twinkie" with "twinsie".

The term is to be used in a non formal manner to describe a close friend or a person of authority.
"He sat upon his throne, high above the ground, Heflin snickered, "He's such an employed twinkie!" He whispered to Gregory with a smile on his face"
"I don't know why he's like that ..., me and him are employed twinkies for life."
"The principal is formal, the principal after saying hi to him: Absurd image of said principal"
"Love our fellow employed twinkie~ at aisle 4"

by B.A.A. November 25, 2025

Onboarding unemployed

Onboarding unemployed: A conditional offer to work for a job but you got fired before you even started.

After doing a finger print a few days later I had to do a wellness and health exam. I ask for special testing accommodations but I didn’t get any answer. I was supposed to get a start date but didn’t receive my onboarding papers. I guess I got “onboarding unemployed.” She told me that they’re no longer hiring.

by Bigbirddebelen October 19, 2022

im unemployed

telling otherss that you have lots of free time

Hi are you free?
IM UNEMPLOYED
thats just great wel-
IM UNEMPLOYED
shut the actual-
IM UNEMPLOYED
wel-
IM UNEMPLOYED
oh yeah then i-
IM UNEMPLOYED
omf-
IM UNEMPLOYED

by That unemployed guy February 8, 2026

lazy unemployed

Someone who is lazy and doesn’t start packing for summer camp when told to.

Alif was being such a lazy unemployed Bengali that he never listens to a word said to him.

by Crap definitely July 2, 2025

return on effort employed

The KPi that defined whether or not a task or energy applied to it is really worth the bother.

Rebecca: “oh lord! There’s a Lion heading towards us”
Leon: “oh cripes, we should LITERALLY RUN AS FAST AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE , in order to make sure we are in front of all these other Safari tourists”
Rebecca: “er, no. It’s hot. I don’t need to be the fastest. I just need to be faster than 1 or 2 of them.
And as most of them ate lunch and I only had a date; I fancy my chances”
Leon: “oh gosh; you’re right as usual Honey - there was me always wanting to be the best at everything I do (inc. running from Lions) but actually it’s so hot, the “return on effort employed” or ROEE just isn’t there”
Rebecca: “thank the lord; finally you get it (see also 20:80).
Leon: “yes - I coined that one too”

by L30NRB August 8, 2020

a nigel version game fully employed

buying and selling children's 50p panini football cards via ebay. slight pedo connotations

a nigel version game fully employed cool

by mrs tosser October 16, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025