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Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University

An aviation school where you pay twice is much to be only half as good. Numbers do not lie. Embry-Riddle students chose to ignore numbers though. This is due to the fact they do not have a well rounded university experience. They also have 90% male student body. This could contribute to their very high numbers of homosexuality in the student body. They spend huge amounts of money on advertising which could be a contributing factor to as why they cost twice as much as the number one aviation college in the United States. The average Embry Riddle student is a male, very preppy kid from a rich family that believes he and his univeristy is the best even when all the statistics say otherwise. He is also usually an in the closet homosexual. They believe they are superior pilots due to the fact that they paid more for their education. Overall one of those typical stuck up private schools that only rich kids go to.
Embry-Riddle recruiter: I see your interested in Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University .
High School Student: Yes I am but I'm wondering. Why does Embry-Riddle costs twice as much when all the numbers and statistics of succes point to The University of North Dakota?
Embry-Riddle Recruiter: Well that is because we are just simply better.
High School Student: Well thats weird because facts seem to point to that MSU Mankato is just as good as you. How embarassing!
by deltapilot April 1, 2009
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Anal Embroidery

Where someone has a cut on their skin, and someone takes a shit on the cut.
After a while of the scabbing, the shit is stained underneath the skin, like a shit tattoo. Anal Embroidery.
Jake: Hey! Where'd you get that rad tattoo?!
James: My ex gave it to me! She had a Butter Chicken and was firing like a fucking machine gun!
Jake: Oh! Anal Embroidery!
by pixel135 May 27, 2013
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Embrose

When two or more "Bros" share a moment or a Broment and engage in an a very serious, close, embrace. Often happens at bars or parties after several drinks.

A more intense/intimate version of a Brug= Bro Hug.
Wow, Joe and Mark must have had a broment, because that's a serious embrose.

Any time you happen to be at a bar full of Bros and two of them are engaging in very animated, close conversation that turns awkwardly hilarious to the rest of us as they hug, tightly, several times.
by Ali08 March 28, 2008
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Embrodery

The act of weaving "bro" words into an otherwise normal conversation as an outlet for latent homosexuality.
Dude, is that chick a bro call?

Hey man, check out that bro call, straight ahead.

Shut up with all of that embrodery, I am not in to that.
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Embroidered

What’s left of someone you used to know.

The way they used to hold me, compliment me, tell me they loved me, it’s all still there, it will never leave.

It’s embroidered in me.

They way they hit me, threw insults so easily, brought me down any chance they could. It’s all still there, it will never leave.

It’s embroidered in me.
1:I love being around you, your presence always improves my mood.
You: thank you

2: you’re a waste of space, your presence is a bother and burden.
You: I’m sorry

It stay’s with you forever, embroidered in you.
by Enluvwhee March 25, 2023
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Paul O. Embry

Paul O. Embry is a sixteen year old cultist who is from Arizona but has moved to Washington to join a cult. He's very short and skinny, with short black hair and huge brown eyes. Many think he's very cute, but don't be fooled. Paul has an awful temper and mood swings. When he gets angry, he makes a Chitty Chitty Chitty noise and it's up to his cult leader to calm him down or else he'll shift into an emaciated wolf with cigarette colored fur. He is very kind otherwise, and is bisexual but makes many friends. He has Paulspeak, a language only his cult friends know.

For more info on Paul, see "Paulspeak", "Jungily Gym" and "Sam's Cult".
Sam: Paul, calm down.
Paul: Chitty chitty chitty.
Archie: Oh no! He's gonna shift!!!

Sam: Paul O. Embry, calm yourself

Paul: Uh, uh, okay Sam BANG *shifts*
Sam: Damn it.

Jorge: Paul, not again.
by Tahsois July 17, 2010
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Embry

Fresher than yung.. embryo status..
That ish was embry yo
by Biggggggggggge July 10, 2017
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