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Effeminate Beard

A beard worn by a hipster that is NOT an Ironic beard (i.e. very long or very bushy).

A beard, typically in the 3/4" to 2" long range, that is not an ironic beard, but is worn by a man that is neither "outdoorsy" nor particularly a "manly" man.

A beard worn to disguise the overly sensitive nature of the wearer, typically in his early 20's, when in the presence of traditionally masculine men.

A beard worn by a homosexual in an attempt to appear heterosexual due to a working situation that puts him in close proximity to other men in an overwhelming hetereosexual environment.
Samuel was really upset that his friends had better long beards and handlebar mustaches than he did. As a minor protest, he decided to trim his at 2 inches, thereby remaining both impractical for his fast food service job and just slightly hipster cool at the same time. This was the birth of the effeminate beard.

Brad was crying in the men's locker room last week and some guys made fun of him. Now he is growing an effeminate beard and hoping they won't notice him so much.
by Activista December 4, 2013
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Eremi

E-rem-ee.
This is the stage of your penis when it is between semi-hard and an erection. It's not quite a semi and not quite an erection - an eremi.

Also known as semection.
Example 1:
"Mate, just watching her bend over is giving me an eremi."

Example 2:
"I'm eremi'd up just thinking about it."
by ShyTed77 April 5, 2010
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EFREN

a SPG that has a rocking hair-doo, and totaly knows that he is better than the average bear. He drinks in moderation in public, but kicks it back behind closed doors. He is part of the Legion of SPG's on the west coast of the United States, and usually can be seen in a scarf, or a fedora, or sometimes demin overalls.
Efren has Attitude to the right, love to the left.

Efren has Shoes, Shoes, and more shoes.
by SPG Jackie February 5, 2010
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Eremika

Eremika is a Semi-canonical ship between Eren Jaeger and Mikasa Ackerman from the series "Attack on TItan". Eren saved her life from bandits that was about to sell her. From then on they were always together. Mikasa promised to Eren's mother to protect Eren at all cost while Eren's mother told Eren to protect Mikasa too.

It was heavily implied that Eren had feelings in chapter 123, when he asked "what am i to you?" and even asked to his brother about a certain "Ackerman girl" that shows affection towards him.
Isayama once said that he was jealous of Eren because Mikasa loved him very much.
Isayama and Machiyama stated that something that will make Eren very unhappy was losing Mikasa.
In the Live action Movie, Eremika is CANON.
by Shinomiya December 10, 2020
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effem

a guy who is effeminate, usually gay. used in the same way as camp.
"Dude, that guy is so effem. He must be gay"
by SamEllens April 27, 2006
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Efem

Short for effeminate. Males that have the mannerisms of a female. They are often thin, have high voices and wear tight clothing. They also often have many female friends, yet don't want to date them. Many people question if they are homosexual.
Adina was hanging with some guys from Queens College whose voices were high and pants tight, they must be efems.
by SmoothJB March 18, 2010
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Eremis

A dog breed that likes to play music and can sometimes act like a major dickhead and cocksucker. All it can say is “ steel erector” and “clutch broke”. Is also very interested in astrology.
Person 1: Eremis, what does × equal to in the correlation of the sun and joel

Eremis: clutch broke
Person 2: well done eremis.
Eremis: steel erector
by Eremisisgooddog123 September 22, 2023
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