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sometimes edger

N.

A person who doesn't fully understand what Straight Edge is and says that they are Edge "sometimes", just because they think it will make them cool.
Person 1: "I'm straightedge but I sometimes do drugs."

Person 2: "You're such a sometimes edger."
by The Muffin Man 69 April 21, 2009
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eeter

noun - someone who takes pleasure in looking at rather chunky objects. Some one who eets
Uh..., Jerry, you eeter, quit looking at those chunky monkeys, that's not what we are at your girlfreind's house for.
by Can Not April 5, 2005
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Eiger Fail

A failure ( or fail ) so disastrous that it achieves the total reverse of what was originally planned because the effect of an action has become so dissociated from the intent behind it.

A reference to the Clint Eastwood movie 'The Eiger Sanction', in which Clint, an assassin, is so convinced his target is a member of a teem of mountaineers climbing the Eiger - he just doesn't know which one. So he murders all of them just to make bloody sure - then finds out he was wrong all along, like a moron, because it's been obvious as hell all along who the real bad guy is.
HIS LIFELINE - held by the assassin he's been hunting. Eiger Fail.
by gibbo1958 May 14, 2009
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Eggerman your bags

An overwhelming need to bring carry on luggage on a flight as opposed to checking your bags.
Do you have checked luggage or did you Eggerman your bags?
by Vinny Monahan November 25, 2016
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Eggers

1) An antagonist. One whom often steals golf carts, golf clubs, and random cans of soda.

2) A member of the suck-pod POD-6.

3) A firm beliver that there is no pro-shop in Sealab. Even though there is a shop named "Tee-lab" which has recently moved locations to POD-6.

4) A man named Evans, who is curently on report.

5) A scapegoat.
1) Damn you Eggers!

2) POD-6 is one big party eh? What's your name...

3) Ha! No pro-shop eh! Who knew EGGERS... Murphy knew! HA! POD-6. Total suck POD

4) ..."Evans sir."
"EGGERS! Do you wana be on report. Cause I swear i'll put you on report. Just say another word. Do you wana be on report!?"
"No sir"
"THAT'S IT YOUR ON REPORT! Now what's you name again!?"
"Uhhhhhh Eggers."

5) "Sir I'm going to report you to the telephone comisinor what's your name?"
"Uhhhh... EGGERS!" (Slams phone) "How do you like dem apples ho-bag! And how do you like dem very same apples EGGERS!"
by Psycho May 13, 2005
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Egger

A very smelly fart that resembles the smell of rotten eggs
What is that smell!? (gag) Ryan! Did you just let out an egger??
by The Sheriff in Charge July 1, 2015
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Eager Beaver

A girl, usually ranging in age from 14 to 21 who is very interested and ancious to explore her sexual promiscuity. Often times regarded as an easy hookup.
Guy 1: Man, I just got with Stacey last night.

Guy 2 (unimpressed): Man, that ain't no biggie. That girls an eager beaver.
by DarkLabStudios June 27, 2007
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