eat

what fat people do.

A:What are you eating?
B:food.
A:your fat
B:its not my fault food is my best frind.
A:true.
B:yup.
A:but you are still fat.
B i know.

by ahhaahahahah June 19, 2009

eated

What banks are after they are taken over by the FDIC. Coined by well-known liberal blogger Atrios.

"EATED: Riverside Bank of the Gulf Coast, Cape Coral, FL gets EATED."

by dal20402 May 23, 2009

eat

To beat the crap out of... to kill...

"shut up or ill eat you"

by call me dudes September 17, 2004

eat

To pop a pill.

Let's go eat those xanex son.

by Tiny September 1, 2003

Eat

To take a punch or some sort of pain and just saying "I eat those bitch!!"

Some one punches you in the face out of nowhere and you just look at them and say "I fucking eat those!!!

by Tbizzle February 25, 2005

eat it

There are two common definitions.

A. To eat food.

B. To devour ones manhood.

A. This restaurant kicks ass, I can hardly wait for the chicken cordon blue so I can eat it.

B. Hey Mark! Here is a suggestion, why don't you eat it. Actually while you are at that, pound sand!

by The Cash Man July 23, 2003

Eating

When you consume an entire penis

Stop eating my dad

by Erica Jurdfuck April 6, 2020