expand dong

To edit the text in an image and rearrange the letters to spell a nonsensical and often sexually suggestive/explicit phrase. Similar to the recurring gag that appears in the children’s book series “Captain Underpants”, but more risqué. The original “Expand Dong” was morphed from text found on the box cover of Donkey Kong 64.

sbubby is a variant of Expand Dong that focuses on corporate logos.

That “Thicc Mints” image is one of the best examples of expand dong that I’ve ever seen.

by Baconfry February 6, 2019

Magnum Dong

Magnum Dong is a phrase said by Danny DeVito. He requires a Monster Condom for his Magnum Dong.

I dropped my Monster Condom for my Magnum Dong.

by Bruuh Moment August 1, 2019

M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong

Noun. A comedic mispronunciation/spelling of the Hollywood movie writer/director; M. Night Shyamalan. Who's famous for both his unusual name and for his somewhat surprising film twists.

Verb. Using his name to describe a crazy, unusual or unbelievable end to something.

1 "Lets pick a good movie this time, nothing by M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong."

2 "Can you believe what happened to john? I swear it was some straight up M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong shit."

by pinkparasite87 August 17, 2011

Splatter Dong

When you cum on a chicks pussy but not inside her then smack your still hard dong on the puddle of cum sitting on her clit and it splatters all over her stomach and thighs.

I splatter donged her so hard that the cum hit her face.

by dancing jake94 December 11, 2007

polka dot ding dong

1. a man's naughty bits infected with some variety of STD, acne, chicken pox or other infection resulting in a polka dot pattern.

John whipped out his polka dot ding dong causing all in close proximity to promptly lose control of their shfincters.

by pudding face mcgee October 16, 2006

dong

1. A vulgar synonym for the penis, most commonly used as a term for big phallusses.
2. The currency of Vietnam.
3. Part of the onomatopoeia for the sound of a bell: "ding dong"

1. He has a big dong.
2. The Dong is worth very little.
3. "Ding dong!"

by Matryoshka May 26, 2016

ding dong Johnson

A term for a long home run in baseball. Pedro Martinez originally coined the term.

Cespedes hit a loooonnnnnggggggg ding dong Johnson!!!!!!!

by dingdongJohnsons August 17, 2019