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Get the dwight round ya lips mug.Dwight is a farmer who obsesses over his grass and garden gnomes and windmills. He is always cutting grass no matter what and is often more concerned about that than anything else.
He’s saying we hit his French drain with the bucket truck.
Foreman: Do you want us to dig that up for you?
Dwight: Oh no, I got grass!
Foreman: Do you want us to dig that up for you?
Dwight: Oh no, I got grass!
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Get the Dwight Pearson mug.He is funny but annoying usually has a weed obsessed brother and likes females named Izzy Dwight Is usually garbage at fortnite. Hates boomers is up to date with memes most likely likes red usually black. Has a medium sized cock favorite food is pizza likes pepperoni. Loves t kiss then seduce then fuck he goes slow so you enjoy. He is preatty easy to fool and is pretty slow in the brain.
by AJandT December 4, 2019
Get the Dwight mug.Handsome, inside and out. He's been through alot, and is one of the strongest people alive. He is always there for you when you need a crying shoulder. He is a good bestfriend and will always be close to the ones he's known the longest. He is good with kids. No matter what happens, he will always be there for his family. He would never cheat, or betray anyone. Loving and easy to love. He has problems showing his true feelings, but never give up on him. he is worth the wait.
Girl one: your friends with Dwight alan?
girl two: yeah, why?
girl one: Dont ever lose him. he is the best!!
girl two: i know.
girl two: yeah, why?
girl one: Dont ever lose him. he is the best!!
girl two: i know.
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