cum dumpster

A woman/girl who takes an exceptional amount of cum in every hole from pretty much any man who asks.

Emily is way to hot to be a cum dumpster but she let the entire sports team bust there loads in her so she totally is one now.

by Micheal O'neil April 25, 2016

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Dumpster Break

The act of masturbating behind a dumpster while on a break at work. Often done in order to relieve stress or "clear" one's thoughts, such breaks are taken by employees in nearly every career field. However, studies show that the majority of cases occur in high-stress jobs such as: short-order cooks, security guards, carnival ride operators, janitors, and air traffic controllers.

The dumpster break is signaled by the universal sign of a single sock hanging over the side of the dumpster, warning others to stay clear.

"Yo B-Mart, can you keep an eye on my sector? Ima take me a dumpster break."

by Tiny Pizza March 15, 2011

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dumpster fuck

A person who is so nasty, that after sex you have to wash yourself several times just to feel clean. (also alcohol is recommended)

Troy: Man, I got with a girl last night.
Brian: How was it?
Troy: I had to wash myself three times afterwards.
Brian: Ahh, you had yourself a dumpster fuck.
Troy: Do you have any Crown?
Brian: There isn't enough to help you now!!

by crownxtra February 27, 2010

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Dumpster and chill

The act of inviting a fine piece of homeless ass to go to her favorite garbage dumpster and take a pounding. This is the same as netflix and chill for poor people.

Me: "Dude I think I need to go to the doctor"
Friend "why"
Me: "I talked this homeless chick into a little dumpster and chill action and now I think I need to get checked"

by Texasturbo January 22, 2016

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