duffer

a complete idiot

you are acting like a duffer dude.

by Wasif September 1, 2003

Multi-Footage-Dumper

Multi-Footage-Dumper, or MFD: when it snows more than 2 feet.

Hey, did you play hookey from work to come skiiing today?

I, took the vacation day off 'cuz I heard there was going to be multi-footage-dumper

by fancypants4242 January 7, 2009

Duffer Doo

A Duffer Doo is a boy who gets his girlfriend in bed a ready for sex then epic fails with a condom not only once but TWICE and goes for the third until his girlfriend says it okay no more. Duffer Doos are generally virgins and don't know how to get any.

BK1 "Oh did you hear about that one kid?"
BK2 "Yeah he was such a Duffer Doo last year"
BK1 "Last year? He still is, what epic fail"

by zKaTaNaz October 25, 2009

dumberer

completely devoid of any shred of anything that even remotely resembles inteligence

n00bs are even dumberer

by Mobius July 21, 2004

Dumfries

The largest town - and administrative capital - of south-west Scotland.

A once pleasant market town, Dumfries is now colonised by weegies, rich Anglo settlers and Luftwaffe-trained seagulls. Every July the town stages an annual festival called 'Guid Nychburris' (Good Neighbours.) This, however, is merely an excuse for the town's dwellers to engage in the modern British pasttimes of excessive drinking, street violence and unplanned procreation. It is to be avoided at all costs.

The town's only saving graces are Queen of the South FC and the proximity of the beautiful Galloway countryside.

"Have you been to Dumfries yet, Mr Wint?"

"No, Mr Kidd, my friends have informed me that in recent years it has become somewhat of a Netto Ghetto"

by Rabbi Burns April 16, 2009

dumbererer

When someone is super fucking stupiddumb

Your dumbererer than me

by Icic March 4, 2017

Dumfries mittens

When you let your dog jizz on your fingers and peel it off the next morning.

Jodie, can you help me peel off my Dumfries Mittens?

by AllsYou’veGotToDoIs March 6, 2019