Outing Dumbledore

An unnecessary reveal after the fact; a potentially upsetting or annoying detail that is unrelated to the main idea or storyline.

“Dude, it turns out my mom pooped on the delivery table when I was born.”
“Bruh, way to be outing Dumbledore.”

by randominternetloser June 7, 2020

Double Dumbledore

When a girl is getting dp'd and the guys high five and proclaim "You're a Hairy Wizard!!" The guys also need to be dressed as their favorite Harry Potter characters.

Dude, remember when we pulled a Double Dumbledore on that chick last night?!

by Dinodude90 October 4, 2022

Dumbledare

When Dumbledore be daring.

"It was real Dumbledare of Dumbledore to go after Grindelwald like that." said harry to his Boyf Malfoy.

by Gatsbae May 4, 2018

Dumbledong

The massive cock of the one and only Professor Albus Dumbledore

Yo bro, Dumbledores robe was open, did you see his dumbledong?
He wasn't able to get his dumbledong up.
His dumbledong was too thicc to penetrate Harry's anus.

by Abstanator April 23, 2019

Snape killed Dumbledore

An expression inspired by the 2005 internet fad around the Harry Potter and the Half-Blood prince in which the character Snape kills Dumbledore.

"Snape killed Dumbledore" is closest in meaning to shit happens or I don't give a shit and is is used as an unsympathetic comeback, similar to Jesus wept.

Guy 1: "Balls. I just failed another Calc test. Another, and I'll fail the class."
Guy 2: "Snape killed Dumbledore, you know? You always complain about failing classes, why don't you study for once?"

by Ben Dover! May 26, 2006

Doubledoor

To take or borrow something from somebody and not give it back to them. Especially when they don't want to give it to you.
To word is originated from a Persian slang (DODAREH).

My roommate has doubledoored my lovely blue pen!

by Sharok September 6, 2012

dumbledork

a person with wrinkles and an enormous nose. they like chemistry, but are failing PE.

You dumbledork!

by poniterd February 19, 2009