Dunch Scrunch

When a woman with overly strong vaginal muscles constracts said muscles around the penis, thus rendering the male immobile.

Guy 1: "I saw you leave with that girl last night, how did it go?"
Guy 2: "Terrible. She dunch scrunched me and held me there for hours."
Guy 1: "Sheeeeeiiiiiit."

by hullos biznetcher April 13, 2010

Darien Dunch

Slang Term for a munch or a quick snack

Awryt mate, hawd it there am just going to get a Darien Dunch, ken aye..

by Bennoo March 20, 2008

dulchinosed

If you have a very large meeting that is critical for technical expertise from a key individual - minimum of $400m of potential business; and the key technical resource decides to not show up nor tell anyone...and flys to Europe.

We got totally dulchinosed on the last deal with our big customer.

Man - everything was going well until we got totally dulchinosed in Silicon Valley

by ebcum November 30, 2016

Delching

To bestow an abundance of unsolicited attention onto an individual under the influence of alcohol in the pursuit of sexual gratification. Derives from the name of the main character in children’s animation Arthur Christmas.

G: Everyone went home and I was left with Tommy.

B: What happened?

G: I got delched.

B: Oh look there’s Tommy
G: What’s he doing?
B: Delching

by Santa’s ho December 23, 2011

Pipi Dulce

A Candy flavored penis

Shane likes the Pipi Dulce

by Patronous September 21, 2011

Dulcie

Dulcie’s are the kind of girl you would not expect to be good at fighting. They usually come across as shy but once you get to know the real them they are total badasses and they are usually really kind. Dulcie’s are not afraid to speak there mind no matter the consequences and are such loyal friends.

I can’t believe Dulcie knocked Ryan out I thought she would get beet up!

by xxheartbreaksoldierxx September 6, 2018

Bolsa de Duche

bag of douche in spanish. when your around your friends and you want to call someone a douche bag without them knowing.

my boss is a Bolsa de Duche iv'e had the shit-shift for three weeks in a row!

by T-Niz August 11, 2008