Paranoid Drunkophrenic

The phenomenon when drunk people get paranoid they are doing something wrong, when useally they arn't; or atleast what they are doing is not too serious.

*Police or security walks by*
Drunk: "SHIT SHIT THE COPS!!"

Normal Person: "WTF you on about, why do you care if the cops are here?"

Drunk: "They could, like, fucking arrest us"

Normal Person: "For what?... You're just a Paranoid Drunkophrenic, shut the fuck up!"

by Cozmoisme October 23, 2010

drunklove

To fall in love for a brief period of time while drunk, Usually involves extreme sexual attraction and intense desire.

"They continue to buy us drinks and at this time I hae 7 beers in me. They are both 22 and live in costa rica. Rachel loves Pink Floyd and even though she wasnt interesed in me I am in drunklove with her."

by Papasmurf135 July 19, 2006

drunkier

1. To be more intoxicated than someone or something else.

10:13:58 <Ash> i act just like martha
10:14:01 <Ash> only slightly nicer
10:14:06 <homework> and drunkier D:

by Master of Cool Words (qaz/abel) January 27, 2003

Drunkergized

The act of drinking and being energized simultaneously, typically through a combination of drinks such as Red Bull and Vodka.

"Red Bull and Vodka baby, let's get drunkergized!"

by nunyadamnbusiness August 25, 2009

Drunkergy

energy gained by drinking.

i was really tired, but after a few drinks i got drunkergy and partied all night long.

by chickennutz August 12, 2012

drunkocorrect

Drunkocorrect is the less than intelligent application that works against autocorrect in smartphones when a person has drunkenly misspelled a word so many times that it becomes saved in the impossible to remove network of commonly used words.

A drunkocorrect is usually something horribly inappropriate in its sober texting context, though wildly hilarious, and it is most frequently some (often unreadable) capitalized word.

My drunkocorrect took over when I was talking to my mom, so instead of asking "who?" I called her a "WHORRRRRREEE!!!!!"

by Bearodactyl May 22, 2013

Drunkour

The act of trying to do parkour or agility tricks in a high state of drunkenness.

John tried to impress Jen by doing Drunkour in the party, but he felt and got injured.

by EH20 June 19, 2015