drunken fu

1: The ability to fight while drunk.

2: When you ithink/i have the above skill. Normally involves the wild flailing of limbs and you getting your ass kicked. Much more common than #1.

1:
Hey, what happened to Marty last night?
He started a fight and got drunken-fu'd.

2:
Hey, what happened to jason last night?
He started a fight, thinking he knew drunken fu. Alas, he did not, and he's in county right now.

by malendras September 15, 2007

drunkenese

(n.) <Capitalized> the language spoken by those who have consumed large enough quantities of alcohol to become legally intoxicated, usually marked by slurring or incomprehensibility of each word spoken

(adj.) of, relating to, or characterized by those who have consumed large enough quantities of alcohol to become legally intoxicated

Had the bum not spoken in his native dialect, Drunkenese, he may have more easily convinced the tourists to lend him a dollar.

by Felix Doore November 2, 2008

drunken ninja

a mystical being able to transcend in and out of buildings, rooms, houses, social groups and even multiple dimensions, Usually under the influence of alcohol to the point of memory loss

Did you see that kid last night? He totally went drunken ninja, i couldn't find him all night.

by Dancingdanshittingsand October 29, 2012

drake hours

Anytime after 11 pm

Yo, its Drake Hours let me go to bed before I start thinking about my ex hoes

by Drake 1 on 1 August 6, 2015

drake-ing and driving

(n): when you start listening to drake music and you got really emotional that you end up at your ex's house. Not a felony, but you will be sad. Very sad. ;-;

Yo, you hear about John? He was drake-ing and driving. They say he cried himself a river at his ex's doorstep.

by Draod October 14, 2016

Drunkel Craig'd

When your Uncle Craig commits an act in a drunken state that affects you in some way.

I got Drunkel Craig'd this weekend when Drunkel Craig hit a rock with his boat and I had to pull his boat across the lake.

by Notdrunkelcraig July 3, 2017

Drake Clone

When a person looks and sound exactly like another famous person

wow did you see that rapper Zeuz? He's such a Drake Clone

by Jimmylove1 June 2, 2018