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datching

A game played with a nerf gun where one person stands about 10-20 feet away and they shoot it at you and you try to catch it.

3 pts. if you catch it 1 handed
2 pts. if you catch it with 2 hands
1 pt. if you catch it against your body

A "point" is known as a datch.
Gabe: I have 7 datches... you?
Trevor: I only i have 3. I suck.
Jesse: Im a douche bag.
hahahahaha
Gabe: Datching is tight. It is a very balling sport.
by Gabe Glasser April 23, 2007
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Ditching Disease

it's a disease where you ditch your friends, simple as that.

it can be long term or short term, doesn't matter.
Your old best friend ditching you for the popular crowd.
Ditching Disease can be very painful but not to the person who has the disease.
by bleahyou January 21, 2011
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ditching the donkey

Going the turlet and pooping just the right amount so that you feel rejuvenated. Almost as if you lost the weight of a donkey.
There's nothing better on a cool Saturday than waking up, ditching the donkey, and going back to sleep.
by PlayPinballRecords November 16, 2009
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Ditching an Ancona in the Big River

Anne Tifa: "Sorry I didn't respond to your signal message, I was ditching an Ancona in the Big River."
by Com Yunist February 12, 2017
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ditching school

Probably the only thing you'll remember from high school, besides that time you snapped that teacher's ass with a towel.

Often, those who are ditching school will claim to be sick, or kill off a family member to claim the class-free days allotted by the school for just such an occasion.

When asked where a ditching student is, present students will often claim that he or she got hit by a bus and has passed away, so that they might claim a class-free day as well.

Those caught ditching are reprimanded, and consequently mocked and degraded by their peers.
Teacher: Is Sean ditching school?
Student: No, he got hit by a bus.
by Gnappy December 27, 2008
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Dutching Out

Being extremely cheap, not wanting to do something because it is expensive.
Hilco is dutching out because he has to save money for his vacation. He would rather fall asleep on the couch.

"Hey do you want to go for a flight tonight?" "Naww I have soccer." Well Way to dutch out!!!
by MWARD March 3, 2010
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Ditching

I fucked a girl in a ditch the other day, I was ditching long into the night
by Smedge April 16, 2021
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