Dexta

Dexta the most awesomeness Dog in the world, would tear shreds through any other turd munching dog.

Has an enormous penis and would loves to go down on bitches

"OMG look at Dexta he's going all out on that bitch"

by djrusta May 8, 2012

dextom

Quality and attention to detail

Wow, that guy did a dextom job.

by ShadowCat 1181 May 16, 2018

dexter

dexter is sexy c**twith a huge cock

dexter u sexy mother fucker

by imgay6969696969696 May 8, 2022

Dexter

A sweet, caring, out going guy that is a good friend. Dexters are good boyfriends. Probably the best anyone could ever have. They are always there to give you the best hugs and the best laughs. Everything about them is perfect. The gap between their teeth when they smile makes them unique. They are adorable little things and love music. Dexters will do the sweetest things for the girl he loves. He will cook for her, teach her how to play football and workout with her. And he will never miss an opportunity to tell her how much she means to him and how much he loves her because he honestly does with all his heart. Dexters may be very loving, but they are also shy and afraid of change. When times get tough, a Dexter will abandon you because they are confused and sometimes they don't think straight. Dexters will leave you with the worst heartbreak. But as much as it hurts, they are worth every bit of pain afterwards. If you are lucky enough to be with a Dexter, cherish him and love him, regardless of how much you know it would hurt in the end because he deserves so much love. Unlimited, unconditional love.

The best friend you've ever had?

"Dexter. By far"

by m3rmaid December 24, 2011

Dexter

Dexter is one of the best people you will ever meet, he’s nice funny and perfect for anyone. Dexter is very sporty and that’s what makes him hot, sometimes when you meet a Dexter you will fall in love with how perfect he is, the way that he will smile at you is heart-melting, the way he will hug you tight will leave a mark in your heart. Go get yourself a Dexter

“ look! it’s Dexter, he just smiled at me! i think i’m going to melt”

by dhurnfdyhs November 17, 2019

TL:DRetard

A person who replies in a forum, when their point had already been refuted in the first, or previous posts. This happens because the person did not read, and responded blindly making themselves look like an idiot.

Hence the "TL:DR" in the name.

Person 1: *long, thought out, intelligent forum post*

Person 2: That is a bad idea, because of ____

Person 1: I already explained why that doesn't matter. Ugh, i bet you didn't even make it past the first paragraph you TL:DRetard

by Sarteka November 22, 2010

dexter holland

The sexiest dude alive even though he's now 39. He is the lead singer and the rhythm guitar in the offspring. In the older days he was part of a band called Manic Subsidal. He owns Nitro Records and hes just pretty fucking cool!..i have a page dedicated to him on my website

I had Dexter Holland in bed last night

by ArseBiscuits July 25, 2006