*Draco walks by*
Pansy:" did you see Draco? He looks so hot today!"
Y/n: " Bitch, Draco looks
like a ferret."
Pansy:" well you
like Voldemort!!"
Y/n: "FOR THE LAST TIME!!!! HE WAS HOT BEFORE HE LOST HIS NOSE!!!!!!"
Me: "I
like Tom Riddle"
Friend: "I like Draco Malfoy"
Me: "Is that the ferret?"