doughnut hole

a spherical ball of dough that generally tastes very yummy. though it is neither a doughnut nor a hole, it is, in our opinion, the yummiest of all breakfast foods. fat kid paradise if you will. that you should definately go to the store and spend $3 for a box of.

BOB: dude lets go to the store and buy some doughnut holes.

FRED: man, why are they called doughnut holes? they are neither holes nor doughnuts..

BOB: nobody knows, but who cares. they're really good!

by the doughnut man, who are you? April 3, 2009

doughnut

Delicious pastry which usually has icing and sprinkles on it...mmmmm yum

Homer Simpson: Doughnuts...is there anything they can't do?

by love child March 5, 2005

Flesh Doughnut

Any round fleshy orifice of the human body that can be used to sexually stimulate.

ie. Friend, "Damn i just tagged that chicks flesh doughnut."

Guy, " That was a dude."

by Eddy Kink May 31, 2010

doughnut puncher

Sexual slang for a homosexual male referring to the practice of anal sex(e.g. the anus being the doughnut and the penis being the puncher)

Elton John is a doughnut puncher.

by asdflkasdjf April 18, 2006

glazed doughnut

when one has vaginal fluid dried and encrusted over face after serious session of muff-diving.

"I enjoy eating pussy.. I especially like when my face feels like a glazed doughnut in the morning."

by Laura Chatterton February 20, 2007

Doughnut Stuffer

1. A mechanism used for stuffing doughnuts with fillings, such as creme, jelly, etc.

2. Performing intense anal sex with a large woman, often resulting in a stuffed doughnut.

James: Oh, good. Miguel is a doughnut stuffer.
Adam: He needs Jesus.

by KrispiKreme March 1, 2015

Victory Doughnuts

The act of purchasing doughnuts for your friends after you score with a girl. That is to say, any form of hookup, except for sex (going all the way) {sex has it's own rewards, you would prepare a barbecue for your friends, victory barbecue}.

Jed: "I ate like five doughnuts the other day!"
Austin: "Why so many?"
Jed: "two reasons, one, I had major munchies, two, my friend scored with a girl. He bought us victory doughnuts!!"
Austin"awwww sick!! let's spread this new tradition around the world!"
*high five*

by josesoap December 15, 2011