douche nozzle

The part of the douching apparatus that often is overlooked. It connects to the douche bag which collects the runoff. A nozzle is slightly more derogatory than the douche bag since the nozzle is the "business end" of the douche.

The phrase originated on the nationally syndicated radio show Loveline from C list celebrity Adam Corolla (also on comedy central, various shows)

Then that douche nozzle wrote me a ticket for a missing front license plate.

by Expane November 4, 2005

douche-nozzle

Letting an unrestrained amount of douche omit from a person.

That kid really turned on his douche-nozzle last night when he shattered all of the windows on my car.

by thereallurpy February 20, 2011

douche-nozzle

the dirty part of the douche that goes in the twat

your a douche-nozzle

by paige January 18, 2005

douche nozzle

Surpassing the level of a douche bag.

He's more than a douche bag - he's a douche nozzle.

by Homieshenna July 24, 2009

Douchenozzled

The act of being so irreversibly drunk that you don't realize how much of a douche bag you are.

Dude, I was so douchenozzled last night I pissed my pants...in my roommates bed.

by Billy Goat Jones December 4, 2010

douchenozilla

The Godzilla of douchenozzles. Towering roughly 300 feet over than your typical douchenozzle; an obnoxious and endlessly frustrating individual.

Zac's not just a douchenozzle, he's Douchenozilla!

or

Goddamn, he's SUCH a Douchenozilla!

by Nova Prime April 14, 2011

Douche Nozzle

Someone who displays a high grade of douchiness. Calling someone a douche nozzle may be needed if a simple "douche" just doesnt cut it.

Wow. Tori is a real douche nozzle for cock blocking.

by SO84 March 6, 2009