double dog dick

When you double dog dare someone to be an asshole and they do it

James: Hey Kent I double dog dare you to go slap Oscar (joking)
Kent: *slaps Oscar to the ground*
James: WTF I WAS JOKING
Kent: Make it more obvious, dumbass.
James: YOU DOUBLE DOG DICK

by Séan Miller February 23, 2022

Double dick fondue

When one man packs fudge from the back and the other cracks nuts from the front they rotate rinse and repeat.

Bro my d*ck’s itching after that double dick fondue

by FrostyDaDopeMan January 20, 2024

Double Dick

When someone has a one night stand twice with the same person.

Jed - "What did you do last night?"
Matt - "I double dicked Stacy last night"

by Tom's Words October 30, 2018

double dippin dicks

When an individual, usually female, has entered and supported two or more sexual relationships with men.

"You need to stop double dippin dicks Mom."

by roached February 27, 2025

Double dicking

When you have 2 dicks in your pussy at the same time

Yooo! Madison was double dicking last night I saw it out my window

by Asshole dicking March 21, 2019

how double dicking dare you

when someone screws you over two times in the same way

'you slept with my wife again?? how double dicking dare you!!'

by scrambly_egg April 14, 2025

Double Dick Energy

A variant of “Big Dick Energy”, where one has the confidence of two Big Dicks, instead of just one

What’s up bitches?! Y’all know I can FUCK both of you ladies til y’all fucking CUM LIKE FILTHY WHORES because I’ve got that DOUBLE DICK ENERGY!!

by Magherra July 14, 2025