dooche

misspelling of the word "douche" that many people on "urban dictionary" use to define douchey things like dooche burgers.

This misspelling is also associated with duche or dooshe but there are more misspellings.
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(in text)
J: ur dads a dooche dood
JP: well ur a dumbass douche
J: Dooooooood!

by paul sulivan November 25, 2010

Doosch

Someone so beyond "understanding" the real meaning you can actually hear the wind woosching through or over their head. Person needs handed their ID10T form.

That dude is driving a pimped out Escalade with a "What Would Buddha Do Sticker." - Buddha wouldn't drive an Escalade - Doosch!

by RealWhirled October 21, 2010

doochess

1. the wife of a dooch
2. a poopy, pouty girl who says "OH NO!" and likes her men like fine wine

When the coconut fell on the doochess' head, the doochess said "OH NO!"

by Bia 2 September 23, 2003

doomcha

Word used by chavs and pikeys alike, to express a positive view concerning any object/pointless activity. It's purpose is to make these chavs/pikeys feel as if they are 'bad' or 'hard', but basically is just for idiots that are making up for their lack of genitalia.

That dope we just smoked was doomcha!

by Mr. Bo Jangles February 20, 2005

Drotchkastotchka

Demon of Russian folklore, primarily targets adolescents engaged in underage drinking in the Siberian forests. It has the head of a llama, the claws of a crab, the legs of an ostrich, and the tail of the rat. The male equivalent of the Baba Yaga.

"Yuri, Smirnakov, and I were drotchin' and stotchin' in the forest last night when we saw the fuckin' Drotchkastotchka emerge from the lake and come after us!"

by Gratzniya Greetza December 6, 2016

dotch

my mum

dotch is the best

by kdjegwfwf March 13, 2018

drotchfroth

An overwhelming stench in the crotch area.

Whew! I didn’t realize I had such terrible drotchfroth until I squatted down to tie my shoe!

by Buttpucker September 29, 2019