Demon of Russian folklore, primarily targets adolescents engaged in underage drinking in the Siberian forests. It has the head of a llama, the claws of a crab, the legs of an ostrich, and the tail of the rat. The male equivalent of the Baba Yaga.
"Yuri, Smirnakov, and I were drotchin' and stotchin' in the forest last night when we saw the fuckin' Drotchkastotchka emerge from the lake and come after us!"
by Gratzniya Greetza December 6, 2016
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