Door

Used to describe people or characters who have a flat ass

Oikawa is a door

by Multifandom Gorl September 6, 2020

Door

Something you open, by pushing or pulling, depending on what the door says to do. There is also these doors that have a ittle knob on them. You twist the knob, then push, or pull, whichever way is easiest. Then there's magical doors that sense when you are near, and open for you. Some doors have a metal bar across it that you push, some have handles to pull it open, and some have nothing, so it's a door you open from the other side. Most are locked at night, and require a key, which every doors key is different. If you cannot open a door, you are very fucking retarded.

Mike: Oh look a door. Wait, how do I open it again!?!?
Bill: Push it.
Mike: Didn't work.
Bill: Pull on it?
Mike: Nope, but I see a knob.
Bill: Twist it, then push. The knob I mean.
Mike: It worked!
Bill: Good thing it wasn't locked!
Mike: What does a locked door do.
Bill: You are so very fucking retarded if you cannot open a simple fucking door.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

Door

Its a square wall you can open and close. What the did you expect was gonna happen? its a door nothin much.

James: Yo what the h*ck are you doin teacher
Teacher: Slamming this door on this kids fat ass head

by Pingo1512 June 8, 2020

the doors

Things you walk through.

How you get out of here?
Go through the doors.

by funkmasta98 May 30, 2009

the doors

best band ever! acid trip band from the 70s. Headed by a total fox jim morrison who sadly died from drugs. who cares cause he died a sexy legend!

will u light my fire?

by betty November 19, 2004

Dooring

Someone who drop kicks a swinging door when someone is on the other side to mortally injure them.

Shit, did you hear Tony went dooring this morning?

No, who'd he get?

He only went and doored the finance director

What a stupid wanker he's going to get a P45.

by Puffles July 15, 2009

Door

Duck Out Of Room

Used when someone says something completely stupid or pointless, and someone else takes it upon themself to order them out. The person using D.O.O.R is often seen as a hero.

Nimit: Wow, isn't the study of plants fascinating?

Hero: Door!



Nimit: Hey, don't you guys love rice pudding?!

Hero: Door!



Nimit: Who's coming to my tea party tomorrow?

Hero: (About to "door" Nimit, but thinks better of it and instead punches him out)

by nimitisgayforaquil April 15, 2009