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Poot Dookie

A devastatingly unsuccessful attempt to break wind, whereby the intangible gas becomes a cross between a tangible solid and liquid. More simply described as "a fart you can't trust".
1. - After night of heavy drinking, Jeff's repetitious farting ended in heart break when he poot dookied.

2. - Dude, I know you pooted an hour ago, but the car still smells like dookie, are you sure you didn't poot dookie?
by MckPDAliPD October 26, 2009
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okee, dokee, pipe and smokee

just another way to show the okayness
okee, dokee, pipe and smokee.
by Pascal Su February 28, 2011
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dookie dumplins

Holy shit! That girl just got both of Tyrone's balls in her mouth. She just had her first order of dookie dumplins!
by dirty duck October 23, 2012
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Spooky dookie

When your taking a poop and the lights turn off.
When the light cut off I was taking a poop and in that moment I realized I realized I was a victim of a spooky dookie.
by I don’t remember July 27, 2019
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God as Your Doorkeeper

When God opens doors no one can shut and when He shuts doors no one can open—when people and circumstances appear to be preventing you from your dream, but God wouldn’t allow the doors to close if they were going to keep you from your destiny.
Closed doors look permanent—your health isn’t getting better; your financial situation isn’t improving; the chances of meeting someone look dim; you’re stuck in your job or not getting promoted—but God as your doorkeeper can just walk in and suddenly open them. Are you ready for these suddenlies, as He opens and closes the right doors to protect and propel you to your next level of growth or success?
by MathPlus November 10, 2021
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blast-a-dookie

To defecate with urgency and explosive force. To expel fecal matter in a timely fashion.
Every morning after a cup of coffee and a cigarette,I have to blast-a-dookie.
by J.L.Willis July 26, 2003
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dookie chaser

i heard that Clint is a dookie chaser, i hear his boo screamin to take it out her ass!
by Loopy January 21, 2004
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