Johnny Donkey Dick

Big dick ex boyfriend of my girl who has lifetime pass 2 smash

She couldn't help a few times a year getting some of her favorite Johnny Donkey dick

by GingerStag23 September 29, 2022

Rotten floppy donkey dick

A person who thinks he has the dick the size of a donkey when actually it's the size of hamster.

Ryan thinks its clever to intimidate people because he has a big dick, but actually he has no right because it's the size of a rotten floppy donkey dick.

by DefenderOfWomen April 7, 2020

donkey dick

In Middle Tennessee, this usually refers to an exceptionally large cigar, either in gauge or length or both. Usually, the use of this word is not, however, an indicator of the quality of the cigar.

I drag donkey dicks like no other.

by jason May 18, 2005

big floppy donkey dick

Insult to someone who is a whore.

You see that slut. She's so nasty she would suck a big floppy donkey dick.

by Amanda Van Valkenburgh December 28, 2005

donkey dick

the oversized dick of a donkey

wow look at that extremely large donky dick hanging from the donky

by jurrt May 25, 2005

donkey dick

(noun) A 24 oz. can of beer. In the same line of slang as "deucer" (22. oz) and "tall boy" (16 oz.) terms for beer sizes.

"I'm headed to the corner store to pick up a donkey dick, want me to grab you a deucer?"

"Nah man, I quit drinking after I found out that 9/11 was an inside job and we're all slaves to rich Jewish bankers."

by Ulvblod ov Fenrir November 2, 2008

Big Floppy Donkey Dick

Is simply why it says a big floppy donkey weiner

Ah big floppy donkey dick there's shit in my salad

by Mr Potato7 May 8, 2015