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Dolsz

A new and hipster-ish version of lol
"Hey, what do you think of the current fiscal cliff situation happening in the United States?" says Kyrie.
"Dolsz" uttered Sabby.
by WizKyriefa December 14, 2012
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Dalston Junction

A term used when a drunk person knocks over a glass and awkward silence ensues.
"Whoa, the girl at that table just did a Dalston Junction!"
by SBFSS January 29, 2014
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dolt muffin

a polite way of saying huge idiot
Hey stop being a dolt muffin, you're going to get your self banned
by Rett_Paper May 29, 2017
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Murray Doust

The man of incredible talents who woes the women with a flick of the hair and a cheeky smile.
Look at the women when they see Murray Doust walking down the street. They now need him to Doust their fire.
by Bendraft May 15, 2019
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absolute dolt

The antonym of dolt. It was pioneered by the famous streamer Ninja, who recently died from ligma.
"You're an absolute dolt."
"Aww man, you really think so."
by jesus4204206969696 October 28, 2020
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Fyodor Dostoyevsky

1. a fine Russian terrorist with anemia and a crime list longer than the law (most majestic man to walk the earth, we're BLESSED)
2. an actual author who's known for his famous book called "Crime And Punishment" (really good book btw)
person 1 : dude I want fyodor to do the wildest things to me
person 2 : real
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person 1 : wow bro I really like fyodor dostoyevsky, my favorite book of his is White Nights
person 2 : me too bro I really like The Idiot
by despondency June 23, 2023
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doltez

(n):

1. Mistake; screwup; shenanigan.
2. Clumsy, awkward, or uncomfortable individual or establishment with no social skill, tact, or appropriateness.
3. Typographical or spelling error.

(v):

4. To mess something up, whether royally or in a minor way.

(adj):
5. A way to describe someone/something with qualities having to do with or related to a doltez.
(n):

1. Thanksgiving dinner was a doltez. I passed out in the laundry basket again and someone wrote "THINK ABOUT IT" on my face.

2. Helen said the guy she was setting me up with was nice, but he kicked my shins under the table the whole time with his Tevas and texted his dad and was generally a doltez!

3. I passed out from the pain before the tattoo guy finished my "ASSASSIN" tattoo and now I just got "ASSASS" written on my back! Total doltez!

4. Man, I just know I'm gonna doltez that 9/11 mural. I can't draw no crying eagle!

5. Is my resume bad? I posted that shit on Monster.com but only doltez employers ever call me. As if I would ever go work for someone whose business is "Scaggy's Escort Service and Laundromat."
by shirley boom December 23, 2010
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