dodong

An extremely dumb person, a step away from being retarded

Why would you eat that dog shit?! You're a freakin dodong.

by coolio5251 September 9, 2006

way of the Dodo

Something that is passe or is no longer seen or used.

(Coined by Jason Shotwell, as heard in "Superman III"

Video Arcades have gone the way of the Dodo.

by Chris O'Brien November 11, 2008

Doldo

A extinct species of bird, rumoured to have 9 penises and a lazy eye. The specie's population peaked around 1993, the chinese year of the Gobdaines. It is said that on one occasion a lone Norwegian tourist in Greymouth was scornfully rediculed after stepping on a wounded Doldo's scrotum. Fossilized remains of these ancient sexual creatures can be found at the stoke memorial hall and Palmerston North rugby museum.

"Herp Derp" cried the Doldo.

"The thing that strikes me most
is the size of the doldo" - anonymous

by Penismaster18 December 6, 2010

Doison

Yet another word for strong weed; gas, loud, pot, fire, etc.

You know we smokin' that doison, that fuckin' doison - G Herbo

by matt dawg horton July 14, 2016

Dodong

A man, especially a young or relatively young one.

A four year old dodong

by www.dodong.in October 13, 2018

dodo

equivalent of the word "dick"

Hey Dodo, suck ma dodo!

by codopici June 28, 2019

dead as the dodo

To be very dead indeed. The dodo was a large flightless and idiotic bird brought to extinction in 1681 by Sailors who wished to take thier heads home to thier native countries. Unlike some other extinct animals (Thylacine, Carolina Parakeet, Passenger pigeon, flightless Ibis etc.) It is certain that the last of these creatures is dead. The word dodo is interchangeable with Quagga, giant lemur, Auroch, Giant Moa or any other long-time dead animal.

In 100 years communism will be as dead as the dodo, and Karl Marx will be denounced.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004