r/dogfree

A subreddit dedicated to people who don't like dogs or were inconvenienced by them, usually you will find news articles about dog attacks or you'll find a Rant about dogs, and a victim of brigading

Friend 1: I fucking hate dogs so much they just bark, reek and eat shit

Friend 2: looks like r/dogfree is the place for you

by Trapanon October 14, 2019

dogfuck

v.
see fucking the dog
to do nothing, to waste time, to screw around, esp. when you are expected to be doing something

The useless dipshit dogfucked all afternoon so I got stuck with his work.

by luke! June 10, 2004

sly doggo

A good dog who has a gambling addiction.

what a sly doggo you are

by sly doggo September 17, 2020

dogflex

short for dogmatic reflex which is the automatic, unreasonable, negative reaction some people have to new ideas, behavior, or gadgets. it is the result of dogma being the lifelong basis of how one views the world.

when people automatically reject new things, or ideas as too difficult, too mysterious, or just plain wrong because of pre-conceived ideas based on dogma.

closed minded

person 1: "i tried to show my mom how to use the computer to look stuff up, but she wouldn't even try. she said "oh, i can't do that!" and walked away"

person 2: "sounds like serious dogflex dude"

by lober June 11, 2009

dogfather

The father of Dogs. Aka a Boss.

Hey that guy is a pretty cool cat. Yea, he is the Dogfather.

by Dogfather2 July 3, 2016

dogboygnf

tiktok user dogboygnf is THE coolest person. they deserve an award for coolest mutual. if youre mutuals with her, marry me. /p

person 1: yo have you heard of dogboygnf on tiktok?? xyr so cool and funny!
person 2: yes!! theyre my mutual! theyre so awesome 🐛

by ^———-^ July 8, 2021

dogfart

A cult dedicated to tiny, hot, white girls getting fucked by one or more hefty black men with enormous penises.

Holy Shit! Check those two! Dogfart Bizzness! BO!

by surge January 14, 2003