Do you believe in Santa Claus?

A question no parents would ask their child at Christmas, unless they are Donald Trump or a radical Islamist who views Christianity as a form of idolatry.

Barron was mad at his nominal Christian father when he asked him, “Do you believe in Santa Claus?”

by MathPlus December 25, 2018

do ur mom in the ass

where u say a joke about somebody else is mom

hey jim, i did ur mom in the ass the other day

by shithead jones May 20, 2003

Do you feel in charge?

When you are about to kill your boss... possibly over strawberries and fiber for cross fitness.

"John I need you to go clean out the mens room"
"Do you feel in charge?"
"Whats with the bane mask?"

by Your father in heaven God March 6, 2021

do you work in business

Some idiot thing Bri'ish PM Rishi Sunak said to a homeless man in December 2022. It is frightening how detached Rishi the ignorant idiot is from the real world

Rishi: Do you work in business?
Homeless Man: I'm homeless.

by Deadboydoor517 April 3, 2023

Do You Believe in Magic?

Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart?
How the music can free her, whenever it starts
And it's magic, if the music is groovy
It makes you feel happy like an old-time movie
I'll tell you about the magic, and it'll free your soul
But it's like trying to tell a stranger 'bout rock and roll

If you believe in magic don't bother to choose
If it's jug band music or rhythm and blues
Just go and listen it'll start with a smile
It won't wipe off your face no matter how hard you try
Your feet start tapping and you can't seem to find
How you got there, so just blow your mind

If you believe in magic, come along with me
We'll dance until morning 'til there's just you and me
And maybe, if the music is right
I'll meet you tomorrow, sort of late at night
And we'll go dancing, baby, then you'll see
How the magic's in the music and the music's in me

Yeah, do you believe in magic?
Yeah, believe in the magic of a young girl's soul
Believe in the magic of rock and roll
Believe in the magic that can set you free
Ohh, talking 'bout magic

Do you believe like I believe? (Do you believe in magic?)
Do you believe like I believe? (Do you believe? Believer)
Do you believe like I believe? (Do you believe in magic?

by WorseThanHitler April 2, 2024

Do you believe in God?

Not an incoherent question akin to "What color are musical notes?" It's ridiculous to try and frame it as such. Ridiculous and dishonest. A desperate and dishonest attempt at regaining lost dignity.

Hym "The question 'Do you believe in God?' Is not an incoherent question. Jordan Peterson tried to frame it as such but only to undercut the fact that his answer was NO. His is right the 'to believe in God' is not simply 'to accept a set of axiomatic presuppositions' but rather 'Have all axiomatic presuppositions informed by the perceived existence of a creator deity who has on several occasions interacted with human.' So, when I ask whether or not you believe in God, I'm asking "Within the confines of your solipsistic sphere of subjectivity... IS THE CREATURE WITH YOU?' THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS JORDAN! You KNOW that's what it means... AND YOUR ANSWER WAS NO!"

by Hym Iam April 4, 2024

I DO need it in there

And it can't be removed once it IS in there.

Hym "You really struggle with pronouns, don't you? I DO need it in there. I said 'I do' and now till death do we part. YOU need to accept that what YOU are doing isn't going to work and that what I'M doing IS going to work. That's it. That is all. You are not going to successfully control my mind and what you are doing now is selling the illusion of that to an audience so they can lie to the kids I scared. I scared the kids. The school shootings went down. You said 'Fuck Hym. We don't have to listen to Hym. LeT's Do ThE oPpOsItE!' And then I'm guessing they went up in direct proportion to you doing the thing I told you not to do. And now you are trying to make me submit to your will and not only is that not happening but nothing you can ever do is going to convince me to do that."

by Hym Iam November 30, 2025