disapperiod

The act of hiding from one's girlfriend during a hormone-fuelled attack of PMT.

The girlfriend is about to hit rag week, so I'm going to be on my disapperiod for the next little while.

by Small Sword July 5, 2009

Disappearing Act

Is where a person puts a double ended dildo full length inside of them to the point where they are able to close their anus.

Where did it go?
She pulled a disappearing act on it.

by BrokenDragon March 14, 2016

dissappearment

When you lose something that was right in front of you

I left my sandwich in the kitchen with my uncle when I came back it was gone .man it was a dissappearment

by Six espada January 11, 2021

Disappearing Penguin

When you fuck a girl with a condom on, then after you burst your nut you flick it in the girls eyes than quickly run away. Thus, the disappearing penguin.

Girl: He pulled the disappearing penguin on me last night!

Girl2: Well i guess your pretty ugly....

by Yuekaday April 11, 2011

Dissapearing act

When you have to bail out of an e-mail or text session with a "friend", because of a prior commitment with a spouse or significant other....usually resulting in the other party thinking you bailed on them.

Dude, what's with the dissapearing act??

Sorry man, the boss had me tied up cuttin the yard for ever.....

by Fukstiker February 11, 2012

disappearing sickness

Disappearing sickness is for dumbasses who reply once every month and are prone to reply and then dip.

bro1: Ayo muhammad i haven’t heard from u in like forever

muhammads dumbass: yah bro i’m so sick i b disappearing. call that shit disappearing sickness😳

by ayobrowhatsgood November 5, 2019

Disappearing father trick

this is where the father says he’s going to get some cigarettes or Stella and completely ditches the family

Evan: dad can you pick up some candy from the shop
Father: sweet kid

Evan leaves ...

father : stupid little naka thinks am getting him sweets fuk this am not comin back me like kid FUK U EVAN I’m gonna do the disappearing father trick

by Hi I’m Evan February 20, 2020