dumping jack

the act of pooping on a females chest while jacking off

I took a dumping jack on Jane last night

by Defcon3 January 19, 2009

dipping the chip

When a guy stuffs his nuts into a girls vagina , like a chip being dipped in dip.

"Man! When i was banging that babe, I was totally dipping the chip! She totally came right after!!"

by sadfaceReaver June 15, 2014

Dick Diping

When you dip your dick in 151 or very strong proof alcohol to get drunk. It works best in s shot glass.

The dick bypasses the GABA receptor of the brain, making it twice as intoxicating with half the toxicity. You can dick dip all night.

Bro, I am so fucked up right now, ive been dick diping all day.

by montrilonite December 31, 2011

drama dumping

A person who tells all of their lover, family or job drama to family, friends and even complete strangers. The person has a lot of stress and frustration in their life and they needed a release. stress, anxiety, family drama, baby drama, lover drama, boyfriend drama, job drama, drama

I sat down to wait for my car to be fixed and some lady next to me started drama dumping all of these problems with her baby daddy. I was exhausted just listening to her.

by joecoolthefool May 28, 2016

sherbet dipping

when a guy prematurely comes and pulls out to let his juices flow out, like a lollipop being dipped in sherbet. possibly more likely to happen if the guy hasn't had sex in a long time. :)

example of sherbet dipping being used in a conversation:
girl 1. 'so how's your bitch in bed?'
girl 2. 'i shouldn't really be telling you this as he might get embarrassed, but we only had sex once, and that time he sherbet dipped me. It wasn't great.'
girl 1. 'oh noes! i feel sorry for you. i promise i won't tease him, or tell his best friend. his best friend on the other hand... woah, a quickie for him is like an hour long.'
girl 2. 'no way! god you're lucky.'
girl 1. 'yeh, let's go annoy him in staples.'

by woodencox. September 6, 2009

Dipping the Hedgehog

The act of inserting a scrotum, typically prickly-haired, all or partway into the receiving orifice during coitus. Considered to be the next step of deepness after "balls deep".

When they played Sonic, the winner's reward was dipping the hedgehog in the loser's orifice of their choosing.

by xCory August 26, 2011

bible dumping

The act of using God as an excuse to break up with a significant other.

Carlee: I think God is trying to tell me we just aren't going to work out.

Jessica: I really want to be with you, but God has different plans for me.

Ron: Why is the bible dumping me?

by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009