dither

a state of confusion

After that experience I will be in a dither for the rest of the night.

by Light Joker May 28, 2007

dilch

When a man or boy pokes his pee hole.

Eg Yo, did u hear Mike is a dilch.

by nick/ryan/dylan September 21, 2005

Dipthong

Apart from being a FANTASTIC word, this means when you have more than one vowel on a single syllable.
Although, it is much more entertaining to come up with your own definition.

Person 1: Hey, did you realise the word 'computer' has a dipthong in it?
Person 2: no
Person 1: com-p-ee-oo-ter.
Person 2: great, fuck off

by Madman6556 October 20, 2014

dithering

taking ages to do a job or being intentionally slow

Zac knew he was supposed to have washed the dishes an hour ago but he was dithering about in the back garden, hoping eventually she'd forget about it.

by Wordnerd125 October 31, 2014

diltch

A penis with a bend, or kink in it.

The bitch couldnt suck my dick becuase I have a diltch.

by Joe Sullivian January 25, 2005

Diathreearhea

When you Shart three times in one night.

Dammit, i just crapped my pants for the third time tonight, I hate it when i get such a bad case of Diathreearhea!

by Bob Da Boardman January 11, 2011

Dilchode

A friend who sucks your moms dildo and then inserts it into his ass, only to return it uncleaned to your moms drawer.

Wow, you are a nasty dilchode!

by Senor Matteo June 11, 2011