Shawn Dickson

Shawn Dickson (noun)

- A really really really really really bundalenger male with a massive dongerlenger. He eats your cereal and refills your bowl with a load of cum straight out of the right buttcheek cleft. Enters your left atrium like nothing else.

Who is that moaning in the background?

Don't worry its just Harry Banerjee having a threesome with Shawn Dickson. He's got John McGinn up his left dildosack.

by Fefccjcjjdc April 29, 2022

Pulling a Dickson

Dropping out of plans at the very last minute. Usually said person has also created the plans.

Oh you're pulling a Dickson on us!

Sorry to pull a Dickson

by The Real Waddo June 11, 2021

dickmoon

The phase of the moon in which the girls that wanted nothing to do with you last week, want your dick this week

"All the chicks at the bar were horny tonight. Must be the dickmoon"

by Bren2700 May 18, 2018

dicksplosion

When you get an erection that forces too much blood to your dick. It then explodes from the pressure. This generally happens when you get turned on beyond normality.

As two kids, Derek and Julian, sat on the sidewalk, bored, they saw a curvy mid-twenties blond female walk down the street. "Dude, look at HER! She's so fine," Derek said. "I'm getting a nosebleed," Julian responded. Suddenly, a loud boom echoed throughout the cul-de-sac and blood splattered all over the house across the street. "..dude, what was THAT?" Julian asked. "Oh, I just had a dicksplosion," responded Derek, all smiles.

by CoolBeansMan August 8, 2008

dicksound

A fad word on the internet, origin believed to be poster "smiith" on saxperience. Meaning the sound of ones dick as it slaps on the forehead of ones lover.

OMG, I love dicksound! Like ballslap or buttwhack!

by MotherOfGod September 20, 2012

Codie Dickson

a slutty girl that lives in morton. Normally has no friends and every one thinks she is a lesbo. with her bestest friends. Is a huge whore and sleeps with everyone she meets.

watch out she might be on the look out for some new booty!

by OoOoOoOoO December 24, 2004

dickspank

A person who is an unbelievably moronic individual. Someone who continuously gets on one's nerves.

Here comes ricky. I can't stand that dickspank.

by MonCor August 27, 2006