dickhobo

/dikˈhōˌbō/
Noun
1) A boy, cleverly disguised as an older man, who leaches off of his girlfriend rather than getting a real job and contributing to living expenses.
2) Synonymous with "a scrub", except older in age, and in a live-in situation.

Moving in together seemed so great until Joy realized David was a dickhobo. She's either moving out or getting a second job.

by JusCallMeCookie January 23, 2018

Dicknosis

When a chick is so brain washed by the dick she cant see that shes in a horribly toxic relationship and she'll never know true happiness untill she is freed from the dicknosis

I think I could really make her happy if only i could find a way to wake her from this dicknosis

by Mick diggler June 12, 2022

dickmobile

A car with a round nub shaped antena on the top.

a.k.a Rich's car the one we threw manure on.
-remember pissing on the dickmobile

by alexandre Douville November 4, 2006

dicknocha

Interchangablly used with the words badussy and padazz. The smell post-sex. a hybrid of the words dick and panocha (Latin for pussy)

Get up and wash your ass La Sonya, you smell like dicknocha.

You have some serious dicknocha breath

by oldriverschool August 9, 2007

Dickjob

When two males rub their dicks together and whoever cums first is pronounced gay.

Dude, Dillon was giving @310beats a dickjob, and Dillon came first, so he's now gay!

by 310meats June 7, 2018

Dicknotized

When a male engages in sexual intercourse, sometimes his penis takes things a little bit too seriously.

Anyway, after about 40 minutes of non stop orgasm, the partner of such a spectacular male specimen will likely be "dicknotized"

"I'm telling you right now don't fuck with that dude. You'll end up totally dicknotized"

by Buildingsea$ July 10, 2019

Cumguzzling Dickgobbler

An individual (such as Jacob Lynch) who loves to guzzle some cum and gobble some dick.

Hey look at that Cumguzzling Dickgobbler! You mean Jacob Lynch? Yeah I sure did. What a pickle fucker!

by Pseudo Jesus August 28, 2016