Dickmatized

When you hit it so hard, so good, so consistently that you earn your partner's love forever. Like the old "Raw" standup, once you get them to do the special moan... they are in love. But more than that, they are hypnotized, but by your majestic dick....

Dickmatized

She loves me now. She's Dickmatized.

Dude, you got a stripper to say i love you? Yeah chris, she's dickmatized.

by Lascivious January 11, 2024

dickmate

Similar to checkmate when you invite a girl home, lock the door and hide the key in your underwear.

- Why do you lock the door, Peter?

- Dickmate. You have no moves until we do the job here.

by kuro ma'duro April 22, 2021

Dickmatized

When a man uses his junk to rape your mind, you have been dickmatized.
(Narcissists are absolute shit!)

You were totally dickmatized by Brian and you know it!

by SassyP1355 February 5, 2022

Dickmatized

When an emotional attachment is formed from being f*cked by a sturdy shlong with good girth and the woman starts seeing said shlong owner as a prince from a fairytale about to sweep her off her feet and take her to a castle to be married.

"Oh gosh darn it, Chad dickmatized me again. I know he's a serial cheater and has connections to the mafia, but I'm sure this time he's the one I've been waiting for!"

"Serial killer + dickmatizing skill = Prince Charming"

by Lizardmcgdoogle June 17, 2025

Dickmatized

When he bends your frame so perfectly, the absolute best you’ve ever been bent that it makes you change your relationship status on Facebook.

Today Shane taught Peyton the meaning of dickmatized. She is straight dick whipped.

by PushaP March 22, 2024

Dickmatized

Enthralled and mesmerized by the dick

Taylor Swift is dickmatized by Travis Kelce's large red wood tree.

by pinkrasberrytwee123 October 7, 2025

Dickmatized

When you feel you are in love because of how good a dick feels

I have been dickmatized after having sex with Paddy

by Queenuzi January 26, 2019