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Christian Dickless

A small child who seems fiesty and strong but is really just putting it on. He actually has a chode.
Rob: Gimme your lunch money cock sucker!
Bob: Piss off Rob! I'm tired of you! Your just a Christian Dickless!
by Dujem Tingler January 10, 2017
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dickless

usually a male, with a lifted truck from orange county. dickless because the height of their truck compensates for the lack of size in the bulge. they drive brand new full sized trucks that are raised high enough to the point of stupidity. will also never see dirt or mud, which is typically the point of lifting a truck. instead they drive it around to look badass when infact they are far from.
"how is the weather up there you dickless fuck?"
by jayare October 4, 2005
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Dickless

A character in a joke.
They called him dickless because he didn't have a dick.
One time he heard that this woman after her husband left for work would go get a pickle and put it in a knothole in the floor and fuck with it.
So he paints his dick green and climbs under the house and sticks his dick up through that knothole in the floor. The woman thinks his dick is a pickle and starts fucking with it. He was having a good time till her husband comes back from work early and pulls into the driveway.
She tries to get it out of the knothole but can't do it.
So she kicks the pickle under the bed.
Did you hear the one about dickless.
by Deep Blue 2012 August 11, 2009
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Dickass Motherfucker

Plural A derogatory comment usually but not specifically aimed at a homosexual or gay male human.
Due to the action of homosexual sex in a gay couple, of the thrusting of the "dick" in this case into the "ass" of another. Hence dickass motherfucker.
Motherfucker is used only as an insult endstop, to bring finality to the statement or insult.
by Togan July 1, 2008
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dickless incompetent

Someone who so ridiculously stupid, he has no clue how to use his dick during sex.
"Man, he's so dickless incompetent, he thinks a quarterback is a refund"
by dompat12 December 24, 2009
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dickless bitch

A bitch ass nigga with no dick just skin hahahahahahahaha Jessica steere
Holy shit Cindy your man is a dickless Bitch
by Javier aka ROBERT April 17, 2019
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Dickless Disco Gremlin

A typical 9 year old boy that tries to play csgo and talk to the team, but in reality gets told to shut up and dies every round
This guy is such a dickless disco gremlin
by flareaus November 17, 2019
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