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dickenthrope

"a transvestite werewolf; a werewolf that enjoys dressing in drag." noun.
I was attacked by a confused dickenthrope.
by aki December 10, 2004
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Dicket

a credential which grants admission to claim a penis for a designated event, amount of time or moment; a ticket to claim some dick; a steady night caller; male invite to assume an intimate position
Go out & have a drink alone. Don't worry, your holding a "dicket" in your pocket for big boy Ed to come and dick ya down when your done having fun.

I'm calling Tom, he's my "dicket"!

This "dicket" ensures my booty call will be ready, willing and able to satisfy my needs.
by ShootingtheBird September 6, 2011
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Dickeater

someone thats swagger jacking or copying somebody elses style.
someone thats real joe about someone one else ability
Guy 1: Lil wayne is the best rapper alive.
Guy 2: there you go dickeating dude again
Theres a thin line between fan and dickeater and I think your flirting with it.
by Antonio Porterfield April 1, 2008
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Dickrest

The forward arc of a toilet seat, which retains the penis while one is in a sitting position. Also refers to the corresponding part of the toilet bowl on public toilets with U-shaped seats. The dickrest should always be thoroughly cleaned when one is using an unfamiliar commode.
Frank sat upon the seat of the public toilet, not realizing until it was too late that the dickrest had already been touched by hundreds of male members that day.
by Timotheus325 January 3, 2008
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dickstracted

when a man (or woman) is distracted by hot guy- typically at a bar or club setting
"I'm sorry what were you saying, I was totally dickstracted by that hot guy in the cowboy hat, he could ride me anytime!"
by baLtiMORe tURkeY March 27, 2010
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dicksterity

1. The possession of an extremely versatile penis.

2. The ability to give yourself a blowjob.
1. His dicksterity enabled him to please any woman.

2. His dicksterity enabled him to please himself.
by Killing Kittens August 3, 2005
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dickstock

1. Characterized by petty selfishness or malice
2. In poor physical condition; sick or debilitated

see buttface
"F*** you, dickstock!"
by anonymous43142 April 1, 2008
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