dickdousch

dickdousch to be a dick and a dousch at the same time and the lack of any common sense

Rhea you are such a dickdousch.

by Ironhead---Rock June 28, 2008

dickfoon

One who unwittingly demonstrates buffoonery while attempting to achieve or perform aggressive or manipulative dickishness.

Don't be a mere dickfoon.

by Labradactyl March 3, 2016

dickoodle

A dead white mans oddly black dick.

Wow, that dead guy has a dickoodle.

by Shabootyeah May 6, 2018

dickfooting

The act of quietly screwing someone over from behind the scenes.

Man, they have been completely dickfooting you the whole time.

by SteveFox December 13, 2018

Dickdonald's

A McDonald's meal bought with money acquired from giving a blowjob.

"God damn, that dickdonald's was good. Eating meat made me hungry."

by HermanIsABoomer August 4, 2021

Lying DickDo Gank Yank -N-Ho

A lying man who can't see his dick because his belly sticks out further than his dick do and constantly masturbates and lies about it instead of being with his woman....WRONGLYTWISTED#

Guy: " I did not beat off"

Girl: " You're a lying DickDo Gank Yank -N-Ho!"

by Justice League Kat December 9, 2019

Lying DickDo Gank Yank -N-Ho

A lying man who can't see his dick because his belly sticks out further than his dick do and constantly masturbates and lies about it instead of being with his woman....WRONGLYTWISTED#

Guy: " I did not beat off"

Girl: " You're a lying DickDo Gank Yank -N-Ho!"

by Justice League Kat December 9, 2019