Dicklish

When you show someone your dick and it makes them laugh

Stop Seamus you're making me so dicklish.

by Jane the not so virgin October 30, 2018

dickdash

When you bring a meal with you and fuck but have to leave quick.

Man: sure baby I'm down for a meal and fuckin like Uber but your man comes home and I'm dickdash.

by Boss155 September 6, 2020

Dickolas

A dickolas is an ABSOLUTE FUCKING CUNT you never want to be friends with a dickolas. Dickolas’s will lie to you for straight months on end and then will eventually tell you after you get really mad at them and you will have nothing to do or say except start distancing yourself from him and the girl he sorta stole from you

Ough benny stop being a dickolas

by Parker Peeper March 11, 2022

dicksmashing

way better than masturbation.

1: whatcha doing?
2: dicksmashing!

by in4m8ion April 27, 2008

dickbrush

where a man puts tooth paste on his dick and gets a woman to "brush her teeth" with his dick.

Kelly's teeth were extra clean after she visited my dickbrush

by 32isAnumer August 16, 2010

dicklash

Injury sustained to one's penis while dancing naked.

We were having a great naked dance party until I got dicklash.

by turntable August 13, 2008

dicksplash

can refer to the sound of a the male gentalia hitting water or the actual spash of water as a result

When a man sits in the bath and proceeds to hit his penis on the water, creating dicksplash

When a penis is cut off and thrown in a swimming pool. Dicksplash

by cybercityoedo July 12, 2010