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Dickpatch

A team of two or more guys who, when asked questions either general or specific about those facets of an operation they are entrusted with, respond with snarky comments and poor temperament. Basically they'd rather take every opportunity to crack wise than help get the materials out the door so we can get back to our fucking desks and answer the damned phone.
"Dickpatch, line four!"
by HardLard February 11, 2010
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diabitchic

The condition of bitchiness that settles in when one's blood sugar drops.
Give my wife a candy bar; she's getting totally diabitchic.
by Beerberger October 29, 2011
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dickinch

A unit of measurement commonly used by men when measuring the lenght of their manhood. Usually, 1 dickinch is equal to approximately .25 in or approximately 1cm. Thus, a dickinch is an exagarated unit of measurement used to make items sound larger than they truly are.
Shorty, is only 2 inches long, however, he claims to be 8 inches long, obviously, he is measuring by the dickinch.
by JB Trevor May 27, 2010
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dick bitch

a bitch with a dick: comonly reffered to as a transexual
by Anonymous April 27, 2003
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dishbitch

someone whose job is to wash dishes in a prison, then becoming everyone's dishbitch.
Bob was a dishbitch at Lakeview Prison many years ago, but now hes a jizzmopper. (see jizzmopper.
by Mike-O March 28, 2005
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Dickditch

Noun
Slang term for vagina
Poor ole bat’s hooha has probably been queefing dust for so long that she’s turned to the insanibabble of Cucker Tarleson and Shen Bapiro just to dampen her dehydrated dickditch.
by Feisty Wisegirl May 14, 2023
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