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Slap Dick December

December is the month where you apply your hands in a slapping action to any penis (male or female) you may encounter.
Terry: “do you have a dick
Todd: “yeah?”
Terry: *slaps Todd’s dick*
Todd: “Why’d you do that?”
Terry: “It’s slap dick December
by Dicksucker96 October 18, 2019
mugGet the Slap Dick Decembermug.
the most vulgar term that can cause 9.0 earthquakes across the world
omg who dropped their hotdog?
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boy watch your mouth before i frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac out of you!!
by fuckitimgoingtohell September 24, 2021
mugGet the what the frick frack dick slap pussy ass buttcrack lackback stupidass cupid last cast best ass less bass is this stupid shitmug.

ur mockin me arnt you *slaps dick*

ur mocking me phillipus arnt u *slaps dick*
This is a meme ur mockin me arnt you *slaps dick* yass dud.
by Rando dud who luvs gemma October 28, 2018
mugGet the ur mockin me arnt you *slaps dick*mug.

Dick slap

The act of someone pulling their penis and letting it slap against someone’s face.
Keep trying me, when I dick slap you don’t be surprised
by Bdt December 11, 2018
mugGet the Dick slapmug.

slap dick

A modern way to tell a nigga to fuck off
Amy: Hey how are you
Jaquan: Bitch why the fuck u bothering me slap dick
by NiggahCat October 24, 2020
mugGet the slap dickmug.

2nd hand Dick Slap

A second hand dick slap is when a dog licks a dick then proceeds to lick you with thy
John:awe this peanut butter must make the dog lick my dong
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped
by Blahblahpoop March 13, 2018
mugGet the 2nd hand Dick Slapmug.

Slapping Dick

When youre screwing off instead of staying on task, similar to playing hookie
Roberts slapping dick at the quarry instead of running his miles for the day
by Foodincorporated July 15, 2022
mugGet the Slapping Dickmug.

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