Commonly found in brown Bears, but in recent years the discovery was made that Diabetes lives in humans commonly named Isaiah. Without treatment, you could become a raging alcoholic.
by Purdyballz December 2, 2022
Get the Diabetes mug.A disease commonly found in brown bears. In recent years the discovery of this disease has a loose connection to humans, the most common connections are men from the Pacific Northwest region of Washington state. Custer WA, has almost been a breeding ground for this disease. The most affected are men between the ages of 21-29 named Isaiah. This disease has been well documented in the cryptic name “Isaiah’s disease” so it’s kept under the radar of the government.
by Purdyballz December 2, 2022
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Person 1: Here we have a nice bottle of ketchup, perfect as a sauce for dishes or the many other ways one may use it.
Person 2: How much sugar does it have per serving?
Person 1: 4 grams of sugar per tablespoon (17g).
Person 2: That’s almost 1/4 of the bottle as sugar! Literal diabetes.
Person 2: How much sugar does it have per serving?
Person 1: 4 grams of sugar per tablespoon (17g).
Person 2: That’s almost 1/4 of the bottle as sugar! Literal diabetes.
by aao84 August 4, 2023
Get the diabetes mug.Generating an excuse based on a a diabetes side-effect. The use of a diabetic card can (with varying degrees of success) cause a dropping of the original subject... often due to the other person's discomfort with the subject.
It is one of the few perks of a incurable disease which requires painful medical treatments multiple times daily and can shorten your lifespan by 15 years, cause blindness, kidney failure, liver problems, extensive nerve damage, and other terminal health problems. The truth of the "diabetic card" may vary, as with other excuses.
It is one of the few perks of a incurable disease which requires painful medical treatments multiple times daily and can shorten your lifespan by 15 years, cause blindness, kidney failure, liver problems, extensive nerve damage, and other terminal health problems. The truth of the "diabetic card" may vary, as with other excuses.
Professor/Teacher/Employer: "Why were you late this morning?"
Diabetes Card: "My blood sugar was 350 mg/dl last night, and I was unable to go to bed until well past 3 AM."
Professor/Teacher/Employer: "Ah... well, look out for yourself."
Diabetes Card: "My blood sugar was 350 mg/dl last night, and I was unable to go to bed until well past 3 AM."
Professor/Teacher/Employer: "Ah... well, look out for yourself."
by College Diabetic April 6, 2010
Get the Diabetes Card mug.Hey man, let’s hit Diabetes Hut later on after the game and suck down some brewskies with our pizza!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019
Get the Diabetes Hut mug.The combination of purchasing and consuming two grossly sugary items at a movie theater. This can include a sugary snack such a sour patch, coupled with a large soda or slushee. This is generally followed by an extensive sleeping/shitting session.
Person 1: Dude, Roth just got a Diabetes Combo
Person 2: I know man, he missed the entire second half of Jackass
Person 2: I know man, he missed the entire second half of Jackass
by thunderjugggs October 23, 2010
Get the Diabetes Combo mug.The swagger that comes from having the genetic condition of diabetes. Comes with epic finger-pricking abilities and fanny pack swag.
by needlelife September 11, 2013
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