Dewey Decibel System

A calibrated scale of sound-pressure-level used to measure the degree of ambient noise inside a library. Named after the infamous Thomas E. Dewey and his thunderously-cacophonous presidential campaign against Harry Truman.

The noise-level that's acceptable for inside a library is no more than 35dB on the Dewey Decibel System .

by QuacksO February 24, 2017

Dewey Dragon

A terrifying, fire-breathing serpent (female) that flies around the Dewey Beach, Delaware bar scene with two goals in mind: obtain free alcoholic beverages and catch the innocent male's pipe, left and right. You must always have your guard up for these cum-guzzling creatures, as they will attempt to lure you into their dragon lair for only their benefit, leaving you with a loss of money and blue balls.

Watch out boys!! We have a blacked-out Dewey Dragon flocking around North Beach looking for free shots and a dick to fill her up. Grab your shield and sword gentlemen, it's time to go to battle!

by Woody is captain November 16, 2018

Dewey

A person who will constantly tell you to get serious, and one who uses 'serious' in everyday language.

The Dewey of the class said to his immature classmates: "Seriously guys, seriously."

by siaranlover June 17, 2018

Darien Dewey

SUPER MASSIVE PENIS, HAS THE BEST BODY, IS SO SEXY, AND EVERYONE IS ATTRACTED TO HIM, AND IS SLIGHTLY in to men. BUT THE WOMEN GET IT TOO. LIVVY DUNNE GOT A HIT AT THAT ONCE.

I wish i was DARIEN DEWEY

by Livvy Dun Dun January 8, 2024

Dewey

A DUI.

Carolina got a Dewey for driving too slow after one too many margaritas.

by NegativeReferral December 11, 2023

The Sleepy Dewey

When one is struggling with falling asleep, they will masturbate while digitally penetrating their rectum. Subsequently upon coming to fruition, smell the finger utilizing the pheromones to help them fall asleep.

"I have been struggling to fall asleep, I think I might have to try 'The Sleepy Dewey' tonight....

by Dewey1234 September 6, 2023

The Sleepy Dewey

When struggling to fall asleep, one will masturbate while digitally penetrating their rectum. Subsequently upon coming to fruition, they smell their finger utilizing the pheromones to fall asleep...

" I have been struggling to sleep at night, I think I am going to have to try 'The Sleepy Dewey' tonight.

by Dewey1234 September 6, 2023