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Desperado Attempt

A desperado attempt is where you would do almost anything to win. Normally used for gaming puposes. It's like breaking the fourth wall (by cheating) in order to win.
Say you are VS your friend in a fighting game. The desperado attempt would be if you would slam your shoulder into your friend so they would stop attacking you, and you kill them or even the odds for the win.
Kyle: Time for my Desperado Attempt!
*Hits Matt in the shin via foot*
Matt: Asshole!
Kyle: I finish the lap first, bitch!
by FWL January 14, 2008
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attention desperate disorder (ADD)

a play on the actual disorder ADD; used to describe someone who is desperate for attention to a point that it could probably be diagnosed by a doctor.
X: Did you hear that Alison is pregnant?
Y: I wouldn't believe it; she's got attention desperate disorder (ADD).
by grlwholvd June 21, 2010
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desperasexual

A person, male or female, who after a long period of not having sex will sleep with anyone who comes along, regardless of gender.
No, he's not actually gay, or even bi. He just hasn't gotten any for a while, so he's gone a bit desperasexual.
by The James Andy April 23, 2007
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desperate housewives

On a perfect day, in a perfect neighbourhood, in a perfect house, a seemingly perfect, Mary Alice Young killed herself. Mary Alice had five neigbours, five good-looking women who's lives aren't that perfect either. There's clumsy Susan, Martha Stewart from Stepford- Bree, model Gabrielle, mother of four Lynette and predatory divorcee Edie Britt.
It's not Sex and the City, it's not Friends, BUT ITS THE BEST DRAMA/COMEDY EVER!!!

I LOVE THIS SHOW!
REX: You're dating my wife, call me Rex!

EDIE: What the hell kind of street do we live on?

BREE: Rex cries after he **********!
by DanielTV June 3, 2005
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Desperate receptacle

•Girls willing to be used as a receptacle when they are desperate.
Tara is one desperate receptacle.

Nothing like a desperate receptacle, to follow through and swallow.
by SuraScent July 25, 2009
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female desperation

Female desperation is another term for a female having to pee very badly but is holding or forced to hold her own bladder. this is commonly used for the fetish of omorashi and other weird stuff
by Missbedwetter June 28, 2016
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Desperate

adj: someone who graduated high-school dating a freshmen in high-school
Guy 1: "Hey man, i just got a new girlfriend!"

Guy 2: "How old she?"

Guy 1: "She is 14."

Guy 2: "Dude, you are in college, that is desperate."
by sirhumphrey July 10, 2012
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