desna

A bomb ass darkskin. Who loves smoking weed and hate fuck boys. Desna loves real niggas and money 💰. Aint nobody fucking with her and her check

Desna is really pretty .

by Desna March 13, 2017

desqualorfy

The act of feverishly tidying up the squalor you normally live in, in preparation for a 'person of interest' visiting you, in an effort to avoid being disqualified from potential romance on the grounds you are a slob.

It took me four hours to desqualorfy my place before that hot chick showed up.

by marmotte May 9, 2007

Destuffatizing

The act a dog makes when taking the stuffing out of a toy you recently bought them.

Diesel is already destuffatizing his new toy!

by cowgirlup424 September 20, 2010

desgustify

(v.) To clean oneself or ones surroundings. Often used when the job is particularly dirty.

Hey man, I gotta go desgustify my place before Allison comes over or she'll realize what a pathetic waste of life I really am.

I mean yeah, I'd go out with her again if she'd only desgustify that mouth of hers...her breath smells like tuna noodle casserole.

by dig this word March 24, 2011

desausagefestification

the act of balancing the girl/guy ratio of a location or situation by adding more women to the equation

"I see the boss is desausagefestifying the office, those new employees are mostly female"

"Rugby is such a boys' club, it needs a good dose of desausagefestification"

by schottegon October 21, 2011

Desausted

Beyond exhaustion. To be so tired as to not be able to even coherently articulate being exhausted.

I was so desausted last night that I didn't even brush my teeth before bed.

by Jump Of Stupid January 22, 2013

Desquish

What you want to do after you realize you are getting squishy around your middle. Action course taken could be dieting and/or exercising etc..

My boyfriend ate too much over winter and now he's got a belly. He needs to desquish.

by grouper March 16, 2013