Herpis-Derpis

A mutate of the Succubus and Harpy. A not so endangered species that is mate-hungry, and it's mating call is "Wanna F**k?" or "Got any Drugs?". The Herpis Derpis Maximus has a high rate of vaginal and anal infections. These infections can spread via mating and there goal is to infect anyone and everyone in the world. You can tell the animal is weak when it rubs its nose and sniffles a lot. They travel in flocks. The rate of spreading the infections is a pandemic indeed.

The Herpis-Derpis was seen capturing verginities behind a dumpster.

by Adam Zapyl September 24, 2012

depussify

the act of making someone not a pussy

Dude we need to depussify you!

by that hot guy from myrtle beach December 5, 2005

derps

Australian. Abbreviation of underpants.

Johnny busted Sarah wearing only her derps.

In summer, I sleep naked apart from my derps.

by spruce_goose July 2, 2005

Derpistanian

A person from the village of Derp

John is clearly Derpistanian.

by MrNeek August 28, 2011

Derpssession

A disorder in which an individual is abnormally obsessed with "Derp" and all related terms.

This disorder can bring harm, not only to the afflicted, but those close to the afflicted individual.
If the afflicted individual is left to his/her own devices for too long the effects can become irreversible
and lead to an apparent "possession" by the related terms in which "Derp" becomes all they know.

A cure is actively being pursued.

Join the cause!

Expert: "I'm sorry ma'am, but it appears as though your son has become a victim of Derpssession."

Concerned Parent: "What...what is that?! Is it life threatening?"

Expert: "No, actually it's not. I just found this on Urban Dictionary. Your son is fine."

Concerned Parent: "WHAT?! Your horrible! I'll see you in court!"

Expert: "You too! However, may I suggest reprimanding your son when he uses terms such as 'Derp'? This could lead to your son becoming a target of violence."

by Bracket January 6, 2014

Derpsause

Someone who is very stupid. This person never uses their brain and never thinks about thinks before they do them. Often times these are the type of people who always make you lose in a game especially in Rainbow Six Siege because they are so bad. They always miss their shots causing everyone to hate them. This person only has one friend who is also weird. This person also loves pirates cause he's weird he plays pirate games and wants to waste everyone's time to try to get in the same lobby. This person also probably has a name starting with a Z.

Derpsause is such a freaking Idiot he is soooooo bad.

by Derksause October 27, 2020

derpysquid65

fuck you, this is my username, i will find and kill you if you use it.

Derpysquid65 is the username of the pesron who uses derpysquid65

by derpysquid65 July 12, 2021