blackberry dementia

When you check your Blackberry constantly because you swear the "Notification" light was flashing, only to learn that it wasn't.

Jake: Damn, why are you always checking your Blackberry at work?

Derek: I don't know. Sometimes, I swear the light is flashing. But most times, it is not. I definitely have Blackberry dementia.

Jake: Why don't you just wait and see if the light flashes again?

Derek: Why? Fuck you! That's why.

by Still Stan March 9, 2009

Demetrius

a fine ass boy at my school

a boy at my school

by babygirl December 30, 2003

Demetria

you wish you were me, i'm epic...time stops when I walk in a door. YKYFW is my middle name. "YUM"

Demetria

by Huuuuhhhhhhhhmmmmmm October 4, 2010

Demetrius

Lightskin boy who cute af and love basketball

Demetrius is handsome af

by Atvainah October 23, 2018

Dementiacrat

When a Democrat is tring to become the president of the Usa , but can't remember much

John must be a Dementiacrat hes trying to become the president but fails to remember anything.

by biasedmedia666 October 28, 2020

Demetrion

1. A short,darkskin cutie who plays any sport and works hard to achieve his/her goals
2. Loyal,loving,caring person, trys his/her best to make the people he/she loves happy

Demetrion is everything a women could ask for

by Albert Eisten April 4, 2017

Post-Nut Dementia

The inability to remember what porn or R18 content you busted to for the next 1-4 hours.

oh no, the post-nut dementia is setting in

by ReproductiveRod June 4, 2022