defrienestrate

To break off online relationships by throwing your computer out a window.

John was so tired of Sarah's frequent inane status updates that he defrienestrated her and lost his new MacBook.

by Brebro November 6, 2009

defrag token

A "defrag token" is a fictitious license or currency required to execute the windows "Defrag" program. The token does not exist, but can be used to help limit a (l)user's defragging in futile attempts to improve the performance of their system.

It has a secondary effect of pre-flagging unwary users for the IT support staff -- similar to the purpose of a left-handed ethernet cable.

(l)user: my computer is slow, I'm gonna run "defrag" a few times to fix it.
BOFH: k, but you better stock up on defrag tokens
(l)user: good idea!
...
(l)user (to helpdesk): I need a bunch of defrag tokens, I'm saving you guys lots of time
helpdesk: wtf?

by wowallthegoodnamesaretaken September 29, 2011

Defriendsive

V. The Act of Defending a person simply because of a friendship, often when the friend in question has done something wrong.

Girl: "Look that girl is a little crazy sometimes, but hey everybody is!"
Guy: "You're just being defriendsive."

Man 1: "Did Aaron steal my muffin?"
Man 2: "No dude! YOU LEFT IT IN THE RESTAURANT. SERIOUSLY, WHY WOULD YOU ACCUSE HIM OF SUCH A TREACHEROUS DEED."
Man 1: "Why are you getting so defriendsive all of the sudden..is something going on?"

by Bry-On and the Offs July 25, 2012

Dyfrig

A hump backed man named Dyfrig, He hangs around the pier and plays on the slot machines. He has a scar on his head from head butting the slot machine when he lost.

Me-"allright dyfrig, how is your back"
Dyfrig-"Im ok pal, my back is sore i have to rub lotion on it"
Me-"(sings) Back up back up"

by Fez October 13, 2004

Defriend

To remove a friend from your Facebook or Myspace because you misfriended them (accidentally "friended" them or added them as a friend).

I had to defriend this dude I thought I knew from my high school days, but it turned out I didn't. He was sending me all sorts of events spam!

by Sartorialist February 25, 2009

Defrag

the DEFRAGMENTOR
aka excuses

Defrag> WTF? shit my brother been using the pc, and moved my keyboard 1cm to the left, fuckin mousemat in a different place and now my aim is like (1)player

by homer April 6, 2003

Defrag

Defrag: To remove soiled clumps from a cat's litter. Coined in 1993 by two teenage boys reluctant to clean up after the newest family member.

Mom, I defragged the cat box, so can I go outside now?

by lechatblanc July 8, 2010