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defriend my honor 

The act of defriending someone on social networking sites, that your signifigant other or spouse does not like.
Girl: "Cara is a total bitch to me!"

Guy: "Yeah, I know."

Girl: "Get on facebook and defriend my honor!"
defriend my honor by Poeborgia July 27, 2011
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Derigidification 

When you're on your friends lap in a car and things get weird when you hit a bump.
Today Sally and I felt Derigidification during the school field trip to the aquarium .

Birthday Defriend 

To defriend someone on facebook on their birthday when you don't care to wish them a happy birthday.
"I just pulled a birthday defriend. He totally won't notice since he'll be so distracted by all the 'happy birthday!' comments posted on his wall."
Birthday Defriend by its_just_easier February 27, 2012

Defriendocalypse

When a facebook friend of yours cleans out their friendlist and you realize that you have unwittingly survived a, on their part, mass friend deletion of epic proportion.
"Your friends list when from like, 650 down to 225. Guess I survived the defriendocalypse, eh?"
Defriendocalypse by Ad_Noctum March 12, 2010

defragmatize 

A word used by some stupid people in the place of defragment.
Hey we should defragmatize our computer so it works better.
defragmatize by Carey Cole March 15, 2008
Short for defragmentation. To understand what defragmentation means, you must first understand what fragmentation is. Fragmentation is when entire files are broken down into many pieces and spread across the hard drive. This can also happen regarding free space on the hard drive. Now, defragmentation is the action of collecting the various “fragments” of files and grouping them back together.
My PC was running slow, so I used Diskeeper defrag to speed it back up.
defrag by AlecC September 25, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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