defetext

To text while defenestrating

1. After John Doe lost his shirt, he self-defetexted his last words to Twitter.

2. If Elaine ever got a Blackberry, iPhone, or a PDA with SMS capability and it wouldn't stop beeping, then Yuri would probably have defetexted out the limo window.

by DrSamuelJohnson July 10, 2010

exploit of deleted

"Exploit of Deleted" is used as a censor when one is speaking, referencing, or referring to a known and agreed upon cuss/swear/curse word.

Eric: Hey Mark, did you see that insert Exploit of Deleted game last night!?

Mark: Ya E, that insert Exploit of Deleted insert Exploit of Deleted was insert Exploit of Deleted crazy!

Eric: Ya, I can't believe Brett Favre showed his insert Exploit of Deleted insert Exploit of Deleted to that insert Exploit of Deleted insert Exploit of Deleted via a insert Exploit of Deleted picture message!

Mark: What a insert Exploit of Deleted moron...

Eric: Yo fool, I insert Exploit of Deleted your sister...

...

...

You get the picture..?

by RancidVernacular March 18, 2011

Defeeted

When your feet get removed after losing a competition.

You lost the swimming contest, become Defeeted, Your feet are gone now.

by coolmomentum April 22, 2021

Defeeted

A Term For When Your Feet Have Radio-Controlled Boots On Them.

My Feet Have Been Defeeted!

by MemeMan101 June 3, 2017

Deeted

Absolutely fucking destroyed

Chad did too many hits and is now deeted beyond belief.

by HughNeutron69 August 20, 2018

Deleted

A term people use to say that this one person is taken outta their life

Carry: Yo Gwen back stabbed me and made out with my boyfriend.
Jessica: Oh my gosh that’s horrible

Carry: I know she’s deleted I don’t want to hear from her again

by Huff.qxeeen January 18, 2019

Deleted.

The state of being intoxicated beyond comprehension. Lack of motor function and memory.

The Boys: What are we doing tonight?

Also the boys: Getting Deleted.

by SliKricK September 11, 2019